Tuesday, February 10, 2009

What?!?

A list of shocking, unnerving and funny things that I've come across this few days

GPK 1 said this in the assembly
En A: Kalau main sepak takraw tu, elok-elok... bagi lipat. Jangan asyik lipat net pulak

A student passing by in front of koperasi and peeking into the room. Thinking that he might need something, I asked him this:
Me: What are you looking for?
Student: I'm looking forward, teacher (sambil jalan menuju ke hadapan membiarkan daku terpinga-pinga)

A student complaining that he is hungry
Me: Why don't you go and buy something?
Student: My money tertinggal..... (long pause) in the bank, teacher.

A student who is in my debate team came straight to me with a cheeky smile
Student: Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Guano! It will be hard to stay stoic and keep a straight face with these kinds of joke...

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha damn these are really funny.

best gila yg 'looking forward' tu!

NFA said...

seriously, i wish my ss leh wat lawak english gni. haha. i tgh glak kuat2 dan sorg2. my hsemates lum balik. im looking frward too, ana. March. March. March. Makan. t.cre babe!

F

Anonymous said...

haha. damn!

students. always made our day.

:)

Ana Shirin said...

zek: these are things I can remember... I can spend one whole day just writing down funny stuff they do

faa: jangan gelak guling2 sudaaah..
March! March!

nisa: duly agreed ;)

sd. said...

bawak buku nota gi mana2 ana.buat collection.mana tau bleh buat buku nnt.

School is funny. Isn't it?

i WANT to buy your book!
haha

cek^sou! said...

student u species ape ni???

akakakakakaka...


i suke yg looking foward tu.. serious lepas ni i ciplak! :p

ah^kam_koko' said...

My students sound funny even when they pronounce simple English/Malay words.
Heavy Bahasa Iban influence.
I laugh at them all the time with a straight face.

Mich.T said...

hahahaha.. tcher, kelakar gler student2 tcher.. where are u teaching now?

Betty A. said...

i used to hate bdk sekolah...sbb diaorg suke merepek. lg2 bila kite org muda. lucky u sbb ajak sek. integrasi. i mean all of em are educated. kalau bdk kg diaorg tak ckp mcm tu kot...huuh

umi ameer said...

Hi ana,
- got to know this blog from alice and come to enjoy it now..
- yes, also looking forward to your next entry nak tau apa2 lagi yang funny2 buat pedoman ngajar anak2 i kat umah tu!

thanks

suefin said...

very funny!
need to compile all these gems into a book! students say the darndest things =)

Anonymous said...

omg! that looking forward tu is genius!! haha

in my case my students diorg se-lowwww sikitla but they are funny without intending to be funny.

e.g me : ok what is a gardener?
student A dgn confidentnya menjawab "rotiiiii!!!!"

tell me how can u not laugh at that? haha miss u ana!

tasha~

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